Is the New Shinkansen Bullet Train Worth It?

Is the New Shinkansen Bullet Train Worth It?

The Chuo Shinkansen is a magnetic levitation (maglev) train line that will eventually run from Tokyo to Osaka.

The cutting edge maglev technology sounds pretty cool, right? Plus, while taking the current shinkansen from Tokyo to Osaka will take you at least 2 hours and 30 minutes, the maglev will cut that down to a breezy 1 hour and 7 minutes. Awesome, right?

Maybe not so awesome when you consider that the final leg to Osaka won’t be open

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Is it Just Me or Are English Manuals from China Getting Really Mean?

Is it Just Me or Are English Manuals from China Getting Really Mean?

I purchased a soap holder off Amazon the other day. It shipped from China and I have to say I was taken aback by the installation instructions. It started off just fine but before long the brash tone had me confused, belittled, and borderline suicidal.

I had no problem at all with the first section which introduced a few parts and instructed me to clean and dry the surface that I would be attaching the soap holder to. Fair enough.

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Global Warming; What the Fuck is Up with the 3%?

Global Warming; What the Fuck is Up with the 3%?

Every time I hear a debate concerning global warming, I hear that 97% of scientists agree that climate change is real and man-made.

The next question we should all be asking is not, “How do we solve global warming?” The next question we need an answer to is, “What the fuck is wrong with those 3% of scientists who don’t think global warming is real and man-made?”

First of all, who are these fuckers? Where did they study? What are their credentials?

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Why I Wear #69 by NFL Offensive Tackle David Bakhtiari

Why I Wear #69 by NFL Offensive Tackle David Bakhtiari
fake news by Donald Trump

When a man and a woman love each other very much, they choose to express that love in many ways. One of them in particular is near and dear to my heart.

In a heated demonstration of sensual love, the buck naked man will bury his face into the equally naked woman’s vagina, pleasuring her orally, while she simultaneously goes to town on his impassioned penis.

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Highly Rated Crap Movies #1 - Crazy Rich Asians

Highly Rated Crap Movies #1 - Crazy Rich Asians

I can’t believe Crazy Rich Asians is bathing in as much praise as it is. Hackneyed is too kind a word for this dried-up snoozefest pandering to Asians and holier-than-thou non-Asians.

If you liked this movie you have no business watching movies. Someday, you’ll learn to look beyond race and be embarrassed at the crap you liked when you were trying so hard to be a so-called good human being.

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John Box Inaugurates Himself as President of the World

John Box Inaugurates Himself as President of the World

The New York Times

In a swearing-in ceremony before hundreds of thousands of rabid supporters, John Box declared himself President of the World.

Holding in his right hand a copy of Rubbing Bacon On It by David Hasselhoff as if it were the Bible, Global Presidente Box proclaimed that he was answering to a “higher calling to assume the office of the People’s President of the Entire Fucking World.”

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Stop Grunting at Me, Japan!

Stop Grunting at Me, Japan!

If you’ve been studying Japanese long enough to attempt a conversation with a Japanese person, you’re probably familiar with the concept of aizuchi, which is described as ‘interjections during a conversation that indicate the listener is paying attention and/or understanding the speaker.’

Which is to say, grunts to let you know they’re listening.

I’ve actually seen this taught in elementary school textbooks as a form of good

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