Every year, NFL “experts” make bold predictions, and every year those predictions are as valuable as a pair of skidmarked Spiderman underoos. They want credit when they happen to be right, but won’t bear any responsibility whatsoever when they’re wrong.

But not your boy, King Little Dick. As you can see from years past, I stand behind my bold predictions. They’re something you can bank on. They make cryptocurrencies and even US greenbacks look like the iou’s of a four-year-old. In certain dark areas of the web, they’re even used to facilitate the trafficking of drugs, humans, and 1986

Every year, NFL “experts” make bold predictions, and every year those predictions are complete hogwash. Please excuse my language, but the hypocrisy of it all really burns my britches. They want credit when they happen to be right, but won’t bear any responsibility when they’re wrong.

Well, not this guy. As you can see from years past, I stand behind my bold predictions. In certain East African countries, they even serve as currency.

As I mention every year, bold predictions by the “experts” are almost all bullshit pussy predictions because they want credit when they’re right, but won’t take responsibility when they’re wrong.

You’ll find none of that fence-sitting here. I take credit & responsibility for all my predictions. Mainly credit, because all of my predictions come true.

As I mentioned in my inaugural bold predictions post in 2018, bold predictions by the “experts” are almost all bullshit pussy predictions because they want credit when they’re right, but won’t take responsibility when they’re wrong.

It makes me sick and it makes me want to hurt children, so you won’t find this “expert” doing anything of the sort. I take credit & responsibility for all my predictions. Be they bold or tepid or vagynal.