Bold Predictions are for Pussies

I’m so sick of pundits and their so-called “bold predictions.”

I can’t think of anything more cowardly in the world of fantasy sports.

Basically, what they’re saying is, 'if this prediction doesn’t come true, it’s not on me, I told you it wasn’t likely. But if it does come true, you must recognize me as a modern day Nostradamus.'

More like Nostra-shut-the-fuck-up-you-fucking-pussy.

If you have a prediction that’s bold, own it. Everything in your vagina juice world can’t be win-win. It can't all be give-me-credit-if-I’m-right,-but-don’t-you-dare-blame-me-if-I’m-wrong.

Grow a pair and make a prediction that you believe in that others don't.

Because I aim to be at least a little less spineless than your average vagina pundit, here are three bold predictions you can hold me to.

1.       LeVeon Bell will not be a Top 10 RB this year.

2.       Corey Davis will be a Top 10 WR this year.

3.       Evan Engram will be the #2 fantasy TE this year.

4.       Lastly, and most importantly, Every Fantasy Pundit will say something to the effect of, 'I think this player will be great, but there's a good chance that he won't.'

If I’m wrong, call me on it. If I’m right, send me your daughter for a week when she hits 18.

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