I’m so sick of pundits and their so-called “bold predictions.”
I can’t think of anything more cowardly in the world of fantasy sports.
Basically, what they’re saying is, 'if this prediction doesn’t come true, it’s not on me, I told you it wasn’t likely. But if it does come true, you must recognize me as a modern day Nostradamus.'
More like Nostra-shut-the-fuck-up-you-fucking-pussy.
If you have a prediction that’s bold, own it. Everything in your vagina juice world can’t be win-win. It can't all be give-me-credit-if-I’m-right,-but-don’t-you-dare-blame-me-if-I’m-wrong.
Grow a pair and make a prediction that you believe in that others don't.
Because I aim to be at least a little less spineless than your average vagina pundit, here are three bold predictions you can hold me to.
1. LeVeon Bell will not be a Top 10 RB this year.
2. Corey Davis will be a Top 10 WR this year.
3. Evan Engram will be the #2 fantasy TE this year.
4. Lastly, and most importantly, Every Fantasy Pundit will say something to the effect of, 'I think this player will be great, but there's a good chance that he won't.'
If I’m wrong, call me on it. If I’m right, send me your daughter for a week when she hits 18.
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