Why I Wear #69 by NFL Offensive Tackle David Bakhtiari

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When a man and a woman love each other very much, they choose to express that love in many ways. One of them in particular is near and dear to my heart.

In a heated demonstration of sensual love, the buck naked man will bury his face into the equally naked woman’s vagina, pleasuring her orally, while she simultaneously goes to town on his impassioned penis.

Because the couple is naturally intertwined like the numerals 6 and 9 in the number 69, the technique is known as 69. I wear the number 69 in a tribute to this celebration of love.

it’s kinda weird how she’s staring at us instead of going to town on his impassioned penis.

it’s kinda weird how she’s staring at us instead of going to town on his impassioned penis.