Top 9 Most Essential Pizza Toppings According to Japan

I was watching the comedy quiz show Cream Miracle Quiz the other day and a very revealing question came up:

Name the Top 9 Most Essential Pizza Toppings according to 100 elementary and middle school students.

While there's nothing remarkable about the first four - sausage, pepperoni, bacon, and tomatoes - five through nine are particularly telling.

5) Shrimp
6) Corn (fucking corn, dude!)
7) Tuna
8) Teriyaki chicken (I can deal with this)
9) Mochi (a type of chewy, glutinous rice)

My God, the Japanese are weird!

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