How to Raise Happy Kids; Outstanding Advice from a Horrible Person

My first child will be born soon and I figured I should monetize the situation by keeping notes and then eventually writing a book on how to raise happy, well-adjusted, and most importantly, good-looking children.

But after thinking over all of the things I’ve heard and learned over the years, I think it can be summed up in a single sentence:

Give them love and attention, make sure they don’t kill themselves, figure out what they’re good at and how they can make a living at it, and shove them in that direction with unbridled love, support, and a pay-that-shit-forward philosophy on life.

One of these happy kids could be yours. Either via kidnapping, or by following the simple advice above.

Since I prolly can’t stretch that out into a 200-page book, this really sucks for my wallet, but I think it’s great for people who like advice that cuts right to the heart of the matter. I hope it’s useful for you and yours!

Feel free to make a meme out of it with ole John Box’s name on there somewhere ;)

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