The purpose of Pearls Before Swine is threefold:

1) To provide you with reviews and recommendations of comedic novels.

2) To share with you the ramblings of a loveable (alright likeable (alright tolerable)) douchebag.

3) To provide you with a mind-bogglingly simple and wholly unoriginal idea that will Save the World.

But more importantly, the purpose of those purposes is onefold:

1) To coax y'all into buying, recommending, and loving John Box books and related products so that he can live out the remainder of his days signing breasts while sipping shochu. Click on Storefront at the top of this page to help make it happen.